Miami Florida Gus Vergara Everyone is playing games and trying to one-up each other. The reinforced gender roles ensure that each person is only half of what they could be- so that they need to rely on the opposite sex to do what a single average person can do in other parts of the country. var output = ''; I moved here from Lima, Peru (against my will) and always felt so negative about the disgusting place Miami is. A list could have been made like this wiht more insight and less demeaning and probably been funnier. Article truth Every city has pluses and minuses. Overrated and over-hyped (crowded beaches, SoBe tourist center, postcard pictures sans all the dirty hoods and trailer parks). Miami, specifically Miami Beach, would truly be paradise without those superficial, arrogant, self indulging, materialistic douche bags. I can get an appointment the next day at a broward dmv. Web4 The Weightlifting Douchebag The only thing this man loves more than his own reflection is sleeveless t-shirts. Arent us second generationers suppoed to be talking English by now? says: Love Miami but cant live there All I have to say to you guys is: HUMBLE YOURSELVES The day you die, no club, no bling, no nice cars, are going to go with you So when I ever I go visit my old lady in Hialeah Gardens..whoosh, I cringe. damn. I am under 53 but my brother is 65, so go figure. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English! I leave town before the BS starts to creep in. Remember, that vast divide separating the suburbanites from the Star Island/Grove Isle winners circle of Jewish all-stars.ooops? says: jose HE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS; (1) If you want your ex back. This place is paradise for scum bags. Heres his contact: . Happy Miamian I get your article is just attempting to be humorous but its far from intelligent satire. You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. Most of Miami is THIS EXACT ARTICLE and it sucks sometimes. Worst yet English is a foreign language. once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. @ Its not bias You are so spot on. never. Complete Fing nescient morons! Contact him now via: (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) 1 out of every 5 license plates there now are from Jersey. says: Great Baba is a trust worthy spell caster and he will be of great help to you. says: Tamao de imbcil! AJ document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Xi66vt48OR').innerHTML = output; But Americans have an expression that says A Hit Dog Will Holler. Angel C The driving reminded me of Puerto Rico, but Miamians are actually more courteous drivers than most of the U.S. cities we have visited. You try moving from another country and starting anew and saying that the people of Miami are lazy and dumb. Its dumb as shit, lazy as shit, and has the worst customer service in the country. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). Cubans, are not stupid they are however, very inventive, they always find a way to survive and make something, from nothing. If not, you will receive a VERY large electric bill in August. The low level of education, or perhaps the laziness of educating oneself speaks volumes. not Nooks. else output += unescape(l[i]); This post is just a tad too bitter to be funny. Probably not ! Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. If you had, you would have found that there are multiple people native to Miami who are taller than 6 ft, which is confirmed by observation. Yeah Miami has a few dark corners but there no such thing as a PERFECT city. So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. (18)Do you need help to win a lottery? We had a shooting in our building several months ago - between some gang-bangers who lived there - probably over a drug deal that went bad. I have been saying I want to move to MIAMI and have been reading alot of your articlesI cant decide though if your being funny or cynical on your articles. Tell your city officials to lift the laws on food trucks and the culture will skyrocket to Brooklyn levels. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) And with this I think Im done. Posted: February 04, 2023. Thats different. When you get hit by someone who doesnt speak english cause they came straight off the boat and cant read a stop sign. This was the case with the Italians and East European Jews, who began to arrive in full force in the 1890s, and with the Germans, whose great migration began in earnest in the 1850s. [CDATA[ for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Also, to quote an earlier comment, I thought you needed a sense of humor to live in the 305? WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they says: Stop talking sh$% nigga or Ima knock yo ass. Of course some of the points on the list are true, but like other people have said, having crummy parts is true in any other city. Pink roses on your white wine bottle? else output += unescape(l[i]); for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ (4) You want women & men to run after you. Well. All I know is that Im glad as you are that we cant run into each other on the internet. So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. Jill Unfortunately I have to commute between Miami and Denver. I cant believe my eighth grade sisters journalism program has progressed so far. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Ive kept reading the comments to this article because I found them funny. The only thing that every bothered me was the fact that many people immigrate and dont bother to learn English - many people will first address you in Spanish (or only in Spanish). Miami. I have experienced various cities and cultures and appreciate the uniqueness of each. 30 years as a native, local resident here.. whos traveled and lived in over 11 other countries, and been all over the United States. I still am practicing English ONLINE in chat rooms after 6 YEARS!, since most people dont want to speak English here. Your post is full of structural errors. - We do not have state tax, and city tax here in Miami unlike most of the big cities out there. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Mostly I feel like I need to tell people other than friends and family about my move. //]]> The reasons can be many. I have a feeling this poor guy fell in love with a Cuban girl that didnt share his feelings. 22. 7 [deleted] 3 yr. ago [removed] robbereyes 3 yr. ago We had Once you leave, you ALWAYS come back to Miami!!!!!! Were ranked 4th in the world according to the last UBS report in terms of domestic buying power. I just wish it was more culturally diverse, as when I grew up in the north, because culture allows one to grow as a person, diversity in any city is very important. John Garcia / Miamian - Cuban American It is truly one of the most ignorant cities you will ever experience.. var output = ''; I have done great, nothing to complain about. And other Sickness,some testified that he can cast a spell to stop Divorce and so on. This article is not only negative, but also racist. And excuse me, I completely forgot to mention that you are in no place to talk. 71. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Darn rip off spine surgeons. Just shut your trap. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Moved away 1 year ago and this list is spot on. (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. In maimi dade I have to wait 4 weeks to get an appointment. says: TIPS ON HOW TO GET YOUR EX BACK OR SOLVE YOUR DIFFERENT PROBLEMS, Getting to contact DR. EWAN on these details +2347052958531 or via email at . This guy's response to any perceived slight is overly aggressive machismo. He had realized his mistakes. Oh btw, have you guys smelled a Cuban house inside. My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. var l=new Array(); Garcia: Its Miami folks. Tony You can find good and bad anywhere. pepelus Here are some facts.. Karen No place else have I had my vehicles towed and broken into numerous times for no reason. My Husband told me he woke up and realized that he should have never left me that i am all he needs.To make thing clear, his life with his high school lover was great before Dr iayaryi cast the spell, they had no disagreement on anything. They are probably stuck 30 cars behind them. Xisco If this was meant to be funny and not some racist rant about how much you hate this city, then I cant find the slightest smile escaping my mouth Im sure that list would go well in a southern dixie state somewhere. Remove the guard and shape the actual strap part. I thought it wont work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST ON SPELL IS DR MALAIKA HIS EMAIL IS . Why do they keep coming back. .. Yovii says: You forgot, that recently, Miami was voted THE SECOND WORST RUN CITY IN THE UNITED STATES!!! On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, Rudest drivers 2 years in a row: By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Many people in Miami, Florida seem to think they have moved to a Latin American country. Its sad and breaks my heart that my home, as I know it, is gone. ricardo says: Hope You Move and Pissed Cuban Thank your for that Brilliant comments kinda and specially are not words. I suspect the rude behavior stems mostly from the high unemployment; people are just angry because they dont have money. says: Anywhere in Georgia is far more American than Miami. No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. No in between. I moved to ATL from MIA, I noticed I dont get cut off in traffic nearly as much, and no one takes their dogs into Target. Bias much? Its also pretty sad for someone like my self who doesnt speak spanish that of the jobs have to be bilingual. Restaurants are plentiful, and the food from grocery stores is varied seasonally and brought here from all over the world. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. White non latins just are smarter,nicer,more organized and more efficient than latins. You mean, they speak Spanish and broken English. They must figure everyone is living at home. Its sad that they grow up with 2 languages, and still cant get either one right. There is a great spell caster called Dr Eku who can really solve your problem. says: The same thing that is happening in Miami is happening in a lot of major cities. Because no1wants to hear the truth. Most Spanish speakers are bilingual, they speak both English and Spanish. People running late get there by 12:30 am. $('div.photo a').fancyZoom({scaleImg: true, closeOnClick: true}); Would White Americans have a problem with a Latin city that makes no apologies for being Latin? Go back to your shit-holes and dont ever come back, you incestuous retards. says: I was born in Miami in the 70s.grew up therefamily ran two major businesses there . I know when you are been asked for space its usually because there is something fishy going on. SOM Keep moving bud youll find something. Those who own properties here, homes, many of them, move here with plenty of money, theyre professionals, business owners, or they are people who bought those homes 20, 30, even 50 years ago. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife I WANT TO LET YA ALL KNOW THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO TRY ANYBODY ELSE EXCEPT THIS DUDE. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). Hasta la vista. And I love the Cuban culture, adore the beat of the mambo, but find the Miami disambiguation of things overly drenched in its own mojito, ju know, when the prospect of having a dialogue about how things suck is swept under the rug that damn dog from the double-decker condo shit on! gigi Even the most gregarious and you give it all what youve got you will have a hard time trying to make friends here in Miami. says: Im Cuban-American, Im a Miami native, and thank you Matt Meltzer, for bursting the bubble of all these DIMSWITS who are hating on this board. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 114';l[15]=' 101';l[16]=' 116';l[17]=' 108';l[18]=' 97';l[19]=' 108';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 101';l[22]=' 112';l[23]=' 115';l[24]=' 101';l[25]=' 121';l[26]=' 97';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 114';l[40]=' 101';l[41]=' 116';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 108';l[45]=' 108';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 112';l[48]=' 115';l[49]=' 101';l[50]=' 121';l[51]=' 97';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; It's not bias.. But what is funnier to me was how others took it. 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Que bola? Am I right or am I right? . says: I feel sorry for you bud, your Miami life and experience sounds REALLY lame; specially if you took the time to write down 25 things you must know about everything YOU hate. and is not for everyone! Federal authorities, in July of 2010 in conjunction with the first Healthcare Fraud Summit (taking place, rather symbolically, in Miami), led a crackdown in the 5 major U.S. cities that have the dubious recognition of being the largest Medicare fraud perpetrators: Miami, Brooklyn, Baton Rouge, Detroit, and Houston. Everyone I know in Miami is either an illegal alien or they are the relative of an illegal alien. [CDATA[ If you love insane traffic, frequent car accidents, hot humid weather, a high cost of living, a language barrier, low high school graduation rates, and total abject hopelessness then move to Miami. I have heard of spell [CDATA[ (16) if you have any sickness like ( H I V ), (CANCER) or any sickness. The Irish, roughly contemporary with the Germans but many of whom were unskilled laborers, took a bit longerabout 120 years.
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